Seven tailored suits, matching shoes and socks, a brace of muted ties with subtle breast pocket handkerchiefs descried, you wouldn’t credit how badly they governed you in days gone by.
And the shirts, the cuffed and collared shirts with collars wide and elegant, the colours understated with a deference to foppish sense that’s better suited to excuse a crass excess than daily use.
Or commonsense. And you kept them all, vacuum-packed in plastic sleeves stored in back of cupboards or on dismal shelves far out of view to gather timeless dust.
That you never wear them even now and then must strike a chord – if there’s a chord to resonate when struck, or bleed a mote of seasoned doubt or starts a keen debate about the waste of space.
But you are a snake, an old and elegant example of the code of haute couture who kept the skins he shuffled off across the years and never grew beyond the loss, kept them all to long endure.
It matters not they’d never fit today, you might lose some weight, a chance of fate, the fashion’s never dead and what a hit you’d surely make in matching shoes and shirt and tie immaculate with tailored suit.