sam swill took a pill went blue ate stew had pains no brains sucked a date too late swallowed stone all alone too proud to cry aloud scoffed cake great ache at work went beserk in a funk did a bunk hitch hike stole a bike empty car not too far flat tyre on fire skid swerve lost his nerve bang crash frantic dash turned bend pond at end police whistle fall on thistle jump in air pond there shocked scream can't swim hold breath certain death police leap foot deep soaking wet vow they'll get sam swill off up hill put in prison doesn't listen wooded park hide till dark cold and damp sees tramp teasing goat steals coat ten bob note leaps with glee cracks knee old tree stump painful lump limps to town knocked down world spins jabbing pins dark wins vague voices harsh noises throbbing head in bed swaying forms bees in swarms sweet breath not death opens eyes tries to rise four police won't release mustn't curse pretty nurse sobs sighs closes eyes bones ache thinks back one pill made him ill bad stew made him chew date stone this in turn made him take too much cake all combined wrecked mind such undoing led to ruin learn well from sam swill pill and stew won't do date and cake don't make for good digestion one reflection a pretty nurse you could do worse