One-Ply on the End Cap by Raymond A. Foss
Oh it was too easy, in my rush after the traffic to the bank, the banter of the customers marking time by the rope line nothing so pretty as velvet waiting under the fluorescent bulbs by the self-service express line A short shopping list, added to by a quick phone call heading to the frozen treats A little too easy, the giant bargain pack toilet paper on the end cap Quick grab, move to the treats, What, no cherry, oh well, sugar free may work to the fruit, a real savings (sweet), to the aisle, register Drive home, in triumph, a successful run, nonetheless Let me see the paper, she said a bit too ominously It was one-ply on the end cap, again. Nuts!
May 24, 2009
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