Hold the Anchovies by Raymond A. Foss
Agent Ferman of the FBI Came and looked me in the eye
Grabbed me from my house I had to be as quiet as a mouse
I did not like it, not one bit And then they made me sit and sit
I do not like Anchovies, a slimy fish I do not like them in a dish
I do not like them on a pie I do not see them in the sky
I do not want them here or there I do not want them anywhere
And if you think six hours is fine All that did was made me pine
For freedom from the illegal arrest That made me confess under duress.
Suppress you must it is true The Fourth Amendment says that too.
(a poem written about my moot court argument, spring semester 2002).
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