Madam And The Phone Bill by Langston Hughes
You say I O.K.ed LONG DISTANCE? O.K.ed it when? My goodness, Central That was then!
I'm mad and disgusted With that Negro now. I don't pay no REVERSED CHARGES nohow.
You say, I will pay it-- Else you'll take out my phone? You better let My phone alone.
I didn't ask him To telephone me. Roscoe knows darn well LONG DISTANCE Ain't free.
If I ever catch him, Lawd, have pity! Calling me up From Kansas City.
Just to say he loves me! I knowed that was so. Why didn't he tell me some'n I don't know?
For instance, what can Them other girls do That Alberta K. Johnson Can't do--and more, too?
What's that, Central? You say you don't care Nothing about my Private affair?
Well, even less about your PHONE BILL, does I care!
Un-humm-m! . . . Yes! You say I gave my O.K.? Well, that O.K. you may keep--
But I sure ain't gonna pay!
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