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Carbonara eyes by Ivan Donn Carswell
Nicky said I couldn’t write, she’s got a charming sense of social etiquette – given she’s a bitch (the canine sort, can’t spell for shit or even write a word) but then she has the most expressive eyes. So what she said was no surprise, she’d heard my lamentations, licked my hands, rested forepaws on my knee and fixed me with that knowing stare. It said, bear with me, you know I’m right, you can’t write to save yourself, it might be better if you used the time instead to feed me diced raw meat – it’s in the fridge beside the sweet potato. With that notion running through my head I’m thus excused from writer’s plight although I’d have to have the last hurrah. Snick (my warm diminutive for Nicky), I said, get off my lap, you’re way too fat for meat. Perhaps you’d like share my pasta carbonara. © I.D. Carswell
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