It’s Wednesday, September 6th and a birthday, again, these things arrive tediously on time with wry regularity – and sadly, no sense of providence or charity.
Instead of counting a year less I am said to be blessed with sixty one while actually I’m the age where I want to regress about six, hover around say, fifty five, start a new career.
But I doubt the World will cheer at the thought of that or be as magnanimous when I invent an age-reducing elixir /regime, start a seditious scheme depriving younger generations of their sexagenarians, septuagenarians, octogenarians and nonagenarians – and any centagenarians still kicking ass.