Let’s talk about the weather then, would that help you take your ease? Gossip is so rare from you the noise of falling leaves is louder than your breathing; if breathing is whatever is sustaining you.
– Weather? Not at any cost, as old as I might seem I’m not yet dead, I haven’t lost my eye for majesty, let’s talk instead of rising youth and lovely girls and pearls of timeless wisdom, these are winsome things to ruminate.
I believe you’ve met the Murphy girl?
Prithee? Perhaps I have, describe her case.
A pleasure, she’s a rarity; an angel and so sweet, lithe and pretty to a fault, she is the neatest eighth-generation, Irish Sydney-sider you’d ever meet. The Murphy girl, Angela, a canted Kerry drawl and not a flattened Sydney twang, she burrs her vowells with magnanimity and sets a rising lilt to end each other phrase, prefaced with a smile which bubbles with her champagne grin and hearty laugh; it’s venal sin there is no praise enough for her.
And aptly named: Angela, you say?
Aye, and by the bye, she’s blonde and not a vacant lot, I meant of that the nicest way; in truth she is a saucy bit, smart, polite in her affection, so earnest and endearing, so free of imperfection. Where she clothes her common sense it bodes a sharp intelligence, a gentleness to deference, a fortress in her own defence.
Ah, that Murphy girl? An actor, yes? The thespic clown, you surely meant Ms Murphy Brown…?