Heine's "Widow or Daughter?" by Eugene Field
Shall I woo the one or other? Both attract me--more's the pity! Pretty is the widowed mother, And the daughter, too, is pretty.
When I see that maiden shrinking, By the gods I swear I'll get 'er! But anon I fall to thinking That the mother 'll suit me better!
So, like any idiot ass Hungry for the fragrant fodder, Placed between two bales of grass, Lo, I doubt, delay, and dodder!
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